bewbin:

bewbin:

my mom just told me to shave and i said Looks like we have a hairy situation here and she just looked at me with a blank face 

the worst part is she doesn’t even speak english and she knows it was a bad joke 

(via hazeystare)


beautifulbroodingandbroke:

"Rape accusations ruin people’s lives!"

You know what else ruins people’s lives?

B e i n g r a p e d

(via aggressivefandoming)


janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

#look at your favorites#now back to mackie#sadly your favorites aren’t mackie#but if they stopped being misogynistic assholes#they could be like mackie#look back at this post#this post is now that piece of furniture you’ve always wanted#and he found it in a dumpster#he doesn’t need a horse because he flies on the sighs of angels

janekrahe:

sarahreesbrennan:

geek-ramblings:

When I first got this role I just cried like a baby because I was like, “Wow, next Halloween, I’m gonna open the door and there’s gonna be a little kid dressed as the Falcon.” That’s the thing that always gets me. I feel like everybody deserves that. I feel like there should be a Latino superhero. Scarlett [Johansson] does great representation for all the other girls, but there should be a Wonder Woman movie. I don’t care if they make 20 bucks, if there’s a movie you’re gonna lose money on, make it Wonder Woman. You know what I mean, ’cause little girls deserve that. There’s so many of these little people out here doing awful things for money in the world of being famous. And little girls see that. They should have the opposite spectrum of that to look up to.

Dreamboat, check, awesome human being, check. 

(via onebatch)


euoria:

lepetitchatblanc:

I sense you are European, and damn aren’t you a fine piece of ass 

gtfo

euoria:

lepetitchatblanc:

I sense you are European, and damn aren’t you a fine piece of ass 

gtfo

(via hazeystare)




fantasticbeastsofbaskerville:

If Harry Potter did Proactive commercials:

"I defeated the Dark Lord when I was just a baby. Do you think I’m going to let acne beat me?”

(via aggressivefandoming)


genitaled:

when a hot person calls themselves ugly

image

(via dean-needs-the-cassbutt)


nonomella:

today a ten year old called me fat in front of the class and i told him it was because i eat all my rude students

(via aggressivefandoming)


nauseuos:

dogs deserve to see in color and it makes me really sad that they cant

(via lildicktornado)